| If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting
down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story
ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates.But this
takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most
embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described
her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question
as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and
the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers,
after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but
relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that
afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she
gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra
latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room
and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to
hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going,
there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and
let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his
car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,
yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have
good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to
steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for
traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the
rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing
however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she
attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the
extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the
moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so
long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and
in need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried
to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked
imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also
were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something
hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament
in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one
way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As
the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you
thought your first date was embarrassing.
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(thanks Christine! haha)